It's all your fault.

[DRM]

Er, look for the humour... Look for the underlying message...

HINT: It ISN'T that cycling and walking are bad!

Not bad, 9 posts before someone twigged it

 

[flake99please]

Pretty much every penny we spend is ‘borrowed’. As cyclists, we just don’t contribute as much as ‘car owners’ to the national debt.

 

[Andy in Germany]

BTW If you search for some of the text, you can find variations of it going back several years... This is NOT a genuine quote, by a real person!

You`ve now destroyed my anti-capitalist self identification.

 

[mustang1]

So the money for the NHS can cover far better care and more expensive treatments as it’s not eaten up by the fall out from cars.

So every person in the UK has an extra £4,000 a year to spend elsewhere in the economy.

So we can maintain roads at a fraction of the current cost and materials. No more bypasses.

What do you mean, why’s it got to be built? It’s a bypass. You’ve got to build bypasses! - Mr Prosser, Hitchhiker's Guide...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What do you mean, why’s it got to be built? It’s a bypass. You’ve got to build bypasses! - Mr Prosser, Hitchhiker's Guide...

ha ha, what you mean you haven’t seen the planning permission documents. They are locked in a cabinet, in a locked basement, with no lights, in an abandoned building. You could have visited any time.

 

[Edwardoka]

Dragging silly thread serious, here's an excellent video series on why car-dependent suburban sprawl is worse in every single way than that which preceded it

 

[byegad]

This has been around for a while, or something similar has, I've read it before, the writer is an uninformed idiot.

Very charitable, I'd have called him a *⁕‡⁎⁑¬ing †«⁕⁂†․

 

[Gravity Aided]

You`ve now destroyed my anti-capitalist self identification.

If this was, and is.such a good joke, there must be a great deal of truth in it.
Just another proof that we are in the final stages of unbridled capitalism.