coffeejo
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- Location
- West Somerset
Only in an amateur way.I'm homogametic too (wonderful way of saying it! Are you a geek too, coffeejo?)
Only in an amateur way.I'm homogametic too (wonderful way of saying it! Are you a geek too, coffeejo?)
Hey don't bring me into this girl-fest of a threadI'm not a lady (before @potsy says anything )
MMMMM!MMMM almonds!
Is it true that horses sweat, men perspire and ladies gently glow?
Of course it is, women never get to the top of a hill sweating for England, beetroot and shiny faced with inexpertly expelled snot plastered across their shoulders. No No! - we're all too fragrant for that - We merely glide elegantly upwards lifted by the clouds of our loveliness and arrive, like delicate flowerrs, into the beautiful sunshine of the high plateaux.
And we eat our cakes with pastry forks, and dab our delicate mouths with laundered table napkins.
Yep thats definately me...oh hang on...that might be the hallucination caused by oxygen deprivation when I've collapses in a snot ridden mess at the hill summit...(for summit read 'top of small hill)Of course it is, women never get to the top of a hill sweating for England, beetroot and shiny faced with inexpertly expelled snot plastered across their shoulders. No No! - we're all too fragrant for that - We merely glide elegantly upwards lifted by the clouds of our loveliness and arrive, like delicate flowerrs, into the beautiful sunshine of the high plateaux.
And we eat our cakes with pastry forks, and dab our delicate mouths with laundered table napkins.
Yep thats definately me...oh hang on...that might be the hallucination caused by oxygen deprivation when I've collapses in a snot ridden mess at the hill summit...(for summit read 'top of small hill)
Of course it is, women never get to the top of a hill sweating for England, beetroot and shiny faced with inexpertly expelled snot plastered across their shoulders. No No! - we're all too fragrant for that - We merely glide elegantly upwards lifted by the clouds of our loveliness and arrive, like delicate flowerrs, into the beautiful sunshine of the high plateaux.
And we eat our cakes with pastry forks, and dab our delicate mouths with laundered table napkins.