Mobile phone - give it up?

[Randomnerd]

I bet myself a fiver you'd be on this thread within the hour. Scraped in by two minutes.

I do that. I’ve won forty-two thousand and eight pounds from myself so far this year. I set odds, time of response and sometimes go for a Yankee if I think musculature might be involved. What should I do with my winnings?

 

[Drago]

Although a smartphone would be nice for photographing my muscles.

 

[classic33]

Although a smartphone would be nice for photographing my muscles.

Large format?

 

[mjr]

Large format?

I think you can get phones with microscope attachments now.

 

[Drago]

It'll need a wide angle lens and a 128gb memory card

 

[classic33]

It'll need a wide angle lens and a 128gb memory card

Landscape format then.
Two pictures!!

 

[Drago]

Not like you to be pedantic. You ok?

 

[Mugshot]

Large format?

Landscape format then.

Landscape format then.
Two pictures!!
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Why not just have done with it and offer Drago the reacharound?

 

[Mugshot]

cyclechat 24/7

Oh God no, say it isn't true!!!!!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Just get a £10 PAYG phone for work calls. Do not turn voice messaging on. Only turn it on if you have agreed in advance to take calls.

 

[Drago]

Does anyone do without a phone at all, and instead sends the occasional telegram?

 

[Julia9054]

Does anyone do without a phone at all, and instead sends the occasional telegram?

Or we could just light beacons on the top of hills

 

[Drago]

Or we could just light beacons on the top of hills

That worked well enough for the Romans.

 

[classic33]

Or we could just light beacons on the top of hills

Live near three of them.

 

[Drago]

Live near three of them.

Trust you to be posh with your multiple phone lines.