Money Saving Hints and Tips

[Drago]

Always have a dump at work rather than at home. That way you save on bog roll and actually get paid for it too.

Have you tried the Poo Timer app? Most enlightening.

 

[raleighnut]

actually get paid for it too.

Time and a turd ................(should be said in a faux Irish accent)

 

[postman]

Whilst driving in rain,when you go under a bridge or through a tunnel turn the wipers off,thus making them last longer.Another tip when on a bus always sit behind someone who has a newspaper,you can read it with them.

 

[postman]

Worried about paper waste,always use both sides of toilet paper.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Why? He should have plenty of spare cash now!

Still doesn't stop him from suddenly needing to tie his shoelace as you enter a bar.

 

[Drago]

Worried about paper waste,always use both sides of toilet paper.

Used toilet paper can be recycled as a novelty necktie.

 

[markemark]

Save money buying an expensive tablet by just holding your phone closer to your face.

 

[Drago]

Save money on expensive carpet by getting two free carpet samples and tying one to each foot for that luxury-carpet-in-every-room senstation.

 

[postman]

When going out for a pint turn off central heating and tell wife to put a coat on, oh yeah i will try THAT one.