Money Saving Hints and Tips

[Drago]

Always have a dump at work rather than at home. That way you save on bog roll and actually get paid for it too.

Have you tried the Poo Timer app? Most enlightening.

 

[raleighnut]

actually get paid for it too.

Time and a turd ................(should be said in a faux Irish accent)

 

[postman]

Whilst driving in rain,when you go under a bridge or through a tunnel turn the wipers off,thus making them last longer.Another tip when on a bus always sit behind someone who has a newspaper,you can read it with them.

 

[postman]

Worried about paper waste,always use both sides of toilet paper.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Why? He should have plenty of spare cash now!

Still doesn't stop him from suddenly needing to tie his shoelace as you enter a bar.

 

[Drago]

Worried about paper waste,always use both sides of toilet paper.

Used toilet paper can be recycled as a novelty necktie.

 

[markemark]

Save money buying an expensive tablet by just holding your phone closer to your face.

 

[Drago]

Save money on expensive carpet by getting two free carpet samples and tying one to each foot for that luxury-carpet-in-every-room senstation.

 

[postman]

When going out for a pint turn off central heating and tell wife to put a coat on, oh yeah i will try THAT one.

 

[Drago]

Save money on washing be re-wearing pullovers as boxer shorts before chucking them in the machine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Always have a dump at work rather than at home. That way you save on bog roll and actually get paid for it too.

Have you tried the Poo Timer app? Most enlightening.

With a Stoma bag, meaning I have to empty it several times a day, I fear the app will be a load of... Well, crap, for me!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Save money on washing be re-wearing pullovers as boxer shorts before chucking them in the machine.

Wow, WOW!! Boxer Shorts? Are you finally being brought kicking and screaming into the 20th century? 😮

 

[stephec]

Keep old birthday and Christmas cards and Tipex out the names so you can re-use them next time.

That reminds me of a Viz top tip -

Put the christmas edition of the Radio Times up in the loft with the decorations so that you can bring it down and use it again next year.

 

[Drago]

Wow, WOW!! Boxer Shorts? Are you finally being brought kicking and screaming into the late 20th century? 😮

Cardigans can be used as Y fronts.

 

[markemark]

Dye your hair ginger to save money socialising with friends.