I have always quite enjoyed discovering crap things. One that made an indelible impression on my mind was a dodgem ride I once found in the "resort" of Severn Beach. I really wish I had taken a photo. In what was clearly a former petrol station forecourt on the edge of a housing estate, a single dodgem car was available (for a price I do not recall). Apparently fun was to be derived from driving around and around a solitary, poorly disguised, obsolete petrol pump in a small oval area of painted concrete surrounded by a single course of bricks. Quite what you were supposed to "dodge", I could not fathom. Nearby were piles of dirty, once white, plastic chairs and a few drooping parasols, suggesting that people once used to sit here watching the action. Anyone who knows Severn Beach today probably pines for the day.
Brilliant. Is this the place? A quick Google-