Most unusual thing you've collided with whilst cycling

[Hover Fly]

In France what I thought was a lump of tar on the road was a red eared terrapin. I couldn’t miss it and ran right over it. It wound its head in for a while then continued it plod towards our pond.

 

[cyberknight]

The hedgerow that broke my collarbone was very unusual

 

[Jim Cardiff]

The hedgerow that broke my collarbone was very unusual

A settee! It was being carried accross the village road by 2 people struggling with the weight. Fortunately I stopped in time otherwise it would have been even heavier.

 

[Scotchlovingcylist]

I once ride through some freshly laid tar when I was about 16.
I couldn't apologise enough although it fell on, rightly so, deaf ears.
Rode off fairly sharply and meekish, surprisingly with unaffected tyres.

 

[Peter88]

Going to work at 3:30am hit a badger that had run into the road, I think it was chasing the circle of light on the road from one of my lights and I hit it with the front wheel.
Resulted in a damaged helmet, bent glasses, 2 day old bar tape needed replacing and I still have scars on my left shoulder 2 years later.