Mrs V surprises me....

[simon the viking]

No not like that.....

Got a phone call at work....
Her: (accusingly) Got another puncture! but in hurry got to go to pick little-un up and I'm late now
Me: Not my fault
Her: Bye got to go
Later phone call:
Her: Right I've got the wheel off how do I get tyre off the rim?
Me: Spare tyre levers in the kitchen looks like a black spatula....
Her: Found it....

I explained how to use it and she got tyre off whilst on phone.......Don't know how its going to end up and I will get the blame if she injures herself, but at the moment...... feeling for her (yes I know I should have shown her before now) and yes I did tell her to check tyre for spiky bits....

 

[uphillstruggler]

it will be your fault, accept that fact graciously and have another beer.

enjoy.

 

[Kies]

If she fixes the puncture and uses the bike it will be your fault for not predicting the puncture and sorting it out before it happened.
If she doesn't sort it out - it will be your fault, she was late picking up little V and for not predicting the puncture and sorting it out before it happened.

Have a few beers so your hearing malfunctions tonight. It will save your eardrums from bleeding with the constant ear bashing :-)

 

[simon the viking]

The first call was a bit accusing as she had a puncture less than a week on the same wheel..... I sort of said "Why is that my fault?" and she shut up (another first) but is currently trying to get tyre back on rim now

 

[Hill Wimp]

Advice from a woman.

Get some flowers on the way home. :-)

 

[Hill Wimp]

Advice from a woman.

Get some flowers on the way home and say well done if she manages it or sorry you had to do that wish I could have been there for you.

Win win :-)

 

[Kies]

good call on the flowers!!!

 

[simon the viking]

Its now back together..... she has asked me to just double check her work when I get home but I am well impressed,just wait until she gate a puncture on the back though! I hope this doesn't mean she will try to teach me to iron?

 

[simon the viking]

Flowers? what are they?.......

Only kidding she prefers chocolate and wine though

 

[Hill Wimp]

Flowers? what are they?.......

Only kidding she prefers chocolate and wine though

Best you don't forget then :-)

 

[Dave 123]

Tell her once she's fixed the bike that the dishes need washing.

 

[simon the viking]

So.................. I arrive back home with flowers AND chocolates (we had wine) and I get accused of being sarcastic..... Wimmin I don't understand them (especially the one I'm married to)

 

[byegad]

I once lived with a woman who told me I'd made the bed 'the wrong way' and she promptly pulled it apart and did it again. So I didn't make it again...


Didn't last more than a year that relationship.