Odd factoids
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Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
Heady days, heady days
bruce1530
Guru
The Jam (see earlier posts - a “Marmalade” tribute band) could not stand Elton John, indeed one of their songs (“Elton Rifles”) is inspired by their desire to shoot him.
Rod and Elton are the love child’s of Elvis
raleighnut
Legendary Member
Sadly his penis is so small that it looks like a normal bulge in his strides, he even took to wearing trousers 2 sizes smaller to change this appearance but it just made his arris look bigger.
View: https://youtu.be/b8e7bo0Y_Zk
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Tao Geoghegan-Hart is actually a centaur, the product of an illicit liaison between the Irish rugby player Simon Geoghegan and a deer.
His cycling ability is less surprising when you consider both the elite sporting heritage and the use of four legs, allowing him to swap and rest a pair whenever fatigue starts to bear.
His cycling ability is less surprising when you consider both the elite sporting heritage and the use of four legs, allowing him to swap and rest a pair whenever fatigue starts to bear.
There are over a million asteroids orbiting Birmingham.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
There are over a million haemorrhoids orbiting the M25.
There’s a black hole in the centre of Accrington
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
...through which one falls in a maelstrom of warping of the time-space continuum.
Finally coming out just by Tesco Leighton Buzzard.
Finally coming out just by Tesco Leighton Buzzard.
Drago
Legendary Member
There are no buzzards in Leigton Buzzard. The bird from which the town took its name turned out to be a sparrow. Later investigation revealed that the witness who'd claimed to see a buzzard, Leighton Bullpois, was an alcoholic compulsive liar. However, the Council had spend several hundred pounds on signs and deemed to to expensive to revert to the second choice name, Bradley Dodo.
