Oft-heard cycling phrases that get on your nerves

[bpsmith]

I don't know if this had been posted yet as I have no read through the 22 pages, so sorry if it has.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCkuqL9IcM


S*** cyclists say

I thought it was funny.

Already done...

 

[Dogtrousers]

Already done...

But don't worry @Sore Thumb I missed it first time round and found it very funny.

 

[Dogtrousers]

"The Rules" "Velominati"

Have we had those?

You must point your QRs like this, you must not wear X, or put Y on your bike ... there is only one right way.

Nobbers.

 

[bpsmith]

But don't worry @Sore Thumb I missed it first time round and found it very funny.

My Rule #1 is ALWAYS read the thread that you are posting in...and applies to you both by the looks of things.

 

[Dogtrousers]

My Rule #1 is ALWAYS read the thread that you are posting in...and applies to you both by the looks of things.

Whenever I see rules like that I just have to break them. If I had read the thread, when I saw your rule I would have un-read it somehow. Perhaps get myself hypnotised to forget it.

Now excuse me while I put on my hessian underpants beneath my lycra shorts and go out for a bit of cross-chaining.

 

[bpsmith]

Whenever I see rules like that I just have to break them. If I had read the thread, when I saw your rule I would have un-read it somehow. Perhaps get myself hypnotised to forget it.

Now excuse me while I put on my hessian underpants beneath my lycra shorts and go out for a bit of cross-chaining.

There we are then. So what you have to do.

I clearly made that up to get the point across, but you seem to have missed that and the point.