One for t Yorkshire Folk

[Deleted member 26715]

Fish and chips are cooked in beef fat

Erm Dripping not fat, although all dripping is, is erm fat

 

[rugby bloke]

You go to chip 'oil for us snap.
You go to spice 'oil for us sweets

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Has Sir Geoff approved of this thread?

 

[classic33]

You go to chip 'oil for us snap.
You go to spice 'oil for us sweets

And get told to shut thi cake 'ole.

 

[stephec]

Is that one legal?

It's compulsory in Yorkshire, but only when a sheep isn't available.

 

[Archie_tect]

40. Gip is a word.

You can either 'gi't some gip, or if in times of real trouble, 'gi't some welly'.

'appen.

Any road up, look after thi'sen.

 

[Archie_tect]

Boycott was [is?] a miserable bloke... wouldn't be surprised to find out that he was born in Lancashire...

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

WHEN YOU KNOW UR YORKSHIRE:

1. To you, ‘chuffed’ is an emotion.
2. You say ‘eh’ whenever you dunt understand summat.
3. Ome med Yorkshire puds are onny option.
4. Yorkshire Tea is onny tea that exists.
5. Word ‘the’ int even a thing.
6. Ur accent strengthens when surrounded by fellow Yorkshire folk.
7. Red roses simply dunt exist.
8. Ur referred to as ‘r lass’ or ‘r lad’.
9. You’ve fallen victim to bread cake / tea cake argument.
10. You’ve also fallen victim to a scone vs scon pronunciation face-off.
11. Ur in your bikini or shorts at owt above 15 degrees.
12. A Sunday roast int just tradition, it’s LAW.
13. Tha knew what a ‘mardy bum’ was before Arctic Monkeys.
14. "M'off t'shop" meks perfect sense.
15. Lunch is dinner n dinner is tea.
16. Ur able to drop c-bomb in everyday conversation.
17. You understand the phrase ‘tin tin tin’.
18. Tha luv a bargain.
19. You like what you seh n seh what you bloody well like.
20. You bring up Yorkshire as often as you possibly can.
21. If you ask for Spice you know tha'll get sweets not nutmeg or paprika.
22. When someone asks "shoot bed" you know ur in early.
23. Thas bought meat from meat van at car boot.
24. U actually talk to folk on public transport n in street.
25. U've sed "Ow Much!"
26. Been to Pie Shop after a night art.
27. Tha'nos Kes n Billy.
28. "It'll b'reyt" can be answer to any problem.
29. Also a brew can solve owt.
30. You know where there's muck, there's brass.
31. Nowt starts wi letter "H".
32. Ur used t'sporting success but ard times in football.
33. U know someone who used t'werk darn pit.
34. That 'ouse int middle of M62 is a sign ur cumin 'ome or goin t'dark side.
35. Name "Thatcher" brings instant anger.
36. When ur sick someone will allus tell u summat is goin raand
37. Ur mam wud try n palm u off wi a choc ice when Icecream van cum raand.
38. Thas a pro at Kerby.
39. Ad a few clips raand lug oyle as a young un.
40. Gip is a word.

3. Can't abide them, no matter who makes them
4. Correct!!!
6. Mine gets stronger, when speaking to Southerners (ie; anyone from below Chesterfield)
7. I do speak to the Lancastrians at work, but pityingly...………..
12. Wouldn't thank anyone for it
15. Spot on!!!
20. Constantly
24. Yes
25. Yes
32. Not interested in that palaver, with the egg shaped ball, & even less interested in f**tballists
34. And, know the real reason why
39. Definitely!! (& the slipper/cane at School)

Boycott was [is?] a miserable bloke... wouldn't be surprised to find out that he was born in Lancashire...

Fitzwilliam, between Pontefract, & Barnsley
(West Riding of Yorkshire)

 

[classic33]

Boycott was [is?] a miserable bloke... wouldn't be surprised to find out that he was born in Lancashire...

Nah, he'd not have been allowed in't team.

 

[classic33]

3. Can't abide them, no matter who makes them
4. Correct!!!
6. Mine gets stronger, when speaking to Southerners (ie; anyone from below Chesterfield)
7. I do speak to the Lancastrians at work, but pityingly...………..
12. Wouldn't thank anyone for it
15. Spot on!!!
20. Constantly
24. Yes
25. Yes
32. Not interested in that palaver, with the egg shaped ball, & even less interested in f**tballists
34. And, know the real reason why
39. Definitely!! (& the slipper/cane at School)




Fitzwilliam, between Pontefract, & Barnsley
(West Riding of Yorkshire)

Blood test required, givenn the answer to 3!!

 

[classic33]

Long before now,
all was nowt.
No time existed.
So it was, not when,
because no "when" existed.
How could we have a "when',
if we had no time?

Long before now,
all was nowt.
No space existed.
So it was, nowhere,
because no "where" existed.
How could we have a "where",
if we had no space?

Without a "when"
and without a "where"
I give up in dispair.

And that folks is how Northern work their timetables out.

 

[alicat]

As a child, if an adult said 'Now look here', I knew I was about to be given what for.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Blood test required, givenn the answer to 3!!

At least 5 generations within the West Riding boundaries, that's as far back as I've gone
I've never lived more than 5 miles from Wakefield - which for centuries was the 'administrative centre' of the West Riding

(Manorial Courts were held here, from pre 1300, & jurisdiction extended as far west as Todmorden)

 

[rugby bloke]

 

[jongooligan]

Geoff Boycott is a Manchester United fan. Should be ashamed to call himself a Yorkshireman.

Actually, he should be ashamed to call himself a Yorkshireman after what he did to Yorkshire cricket.