Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug always wanted to be a rude mechanical in Shakespeare’s play, A Mid Summer’s Night’s Dream.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky was the lead in a lesser known Shakespeare play "Ann Summer's Night's Dream"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky was the lead in a lesser known Shakespeare play "Ann Summer's Night's Dream"

ACP and Rocky both starred in a film adaptation of The Merry Wives Of Windsor, as the wives!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a cunning chat up line in order to attract women. He uses a quote from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82…..

"Hello."

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky does the same but with the word "Sailor" attached.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a cunning chat up line in order to attract women. He uses a quote from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82…..

"Hello."

ACP go to chat - up line over the years has been one of the most finest lines ever conceived in the English language...

... "Would you like a worm - do?"

- Arnold. J. Rimmer
Red Dwarf.

 

[Rocky]

Doug's friend Deborah has some funny culinary habits.......and look, I know she ate a worm but

We are not here to debate de bait deb ate.

 

[accountantpete]

Someone has stolen Rocky's script for the local Debating Society's big do tonight - Rocky is speechless

 

[Rocky]

Pete's wife said he needs to grow up. He was speechless.

It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Just never ask what Rocky puts in his mouth . ENT surgeon Victor just doesn't beeeeleeeeeve it.

 

[accountantpete]

TSTF went to the doctors with a frog in his throat - the Doc said "hop on the couch please" to the frog.

 

[Rocky]

Pete was there to help 26 with the doctor’s appointment. When he went outside his car was no longer there. It had been toad away

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete was there to help 26 with the doctor’s appointment. When he went outside his car was no longer there. It had been toad away

Rocky saw it being towed away and reports it looked like a newt... owing truck.

 

[Rocky]

Rocky saw it being towed away and reports it looked like a newt... owing truck.

Doug has a new small amphibious pet....Tiny My Newt


(Ooooooops will I get a life time ban from CC for posting that??)

In for a penny......Regulator

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a new small amphibious pet....Tiny My Newt


(Ooooooops will I get a life time ban from CC for posting that??)

In for a penny......Regulator

Rockay really was Tiny My Newt.


Actually, what happened there again?