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RM always wanted to be a captain of industry.

Unforunately, his work ethic just left him playing with his privates.
 

Mad Doug Biker

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Of all his old School mates, Tosh is the only one who still wears shorts, a blazer and cap everywhere he goes.

It wouldn't be so bad, but he only attended Slough Comprehensive and no such apparel was EVER worn, not even in jest or irony.

The bandanna Rocky is referring too was actually a handkerchief Tosh wore on his head to avoid massive sunburn whilst on holiday in Margate last summer.

Very stylish Tosh!
 
RM doesn't drink Evian or other bottled water, except for Venice's finest: 'Flusho.'
 

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The last time Colly was stopped by the Police, his first response immediately aroused suspicion with the words

'What's the officer problem?'


It wouldn't have been so bad, but the Policeman was only going to congratulate him on NOT cycling through a red light.
 
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