Of all his old School mates, Tosh is the only one who still wears shorts, a blazer and cap everywhere he goes.
It wouldn't be so bad, but he only attended Slough Comprehensive and no such apparel was EVER worn, not even in jest or irony.
The bandanna Rocky is referring too was actually a handkerchief Tosh wore on his head to avoid massive sunburn whilst on holiday in Margate last summer.
Very stylish Tosh!