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[Mad Doug Biker]

When cycling home from his job at the water treatment works, Rocky often laments that he hardly ever sees any other cyclists.

The truth is that they learned a long long time ago not to get anywhere close to him. In fact, they all time their commutes to avoid him if possible. He often wonders why the few cyclists he does see always want to run red lights and get away from him, because he'll always catch them up again, much to their chargin.
He always assumes it is because he keeps scalping them.

If only he knew.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mad Doug Biker fought in the Spanish Civil War, he'd only gone over on a weekend break to Torremolinos.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM posts for hours on the joys of peddling, hanglebars, tires, breaks and cracksets. His spell checker starts to emit smoke after an hour or so...

 

[colly]

ACP Rocky actually LIKES Watney's Red Barrel.

 

[colly]

Rocky will begin singing at the drop of a hat.


That might explain why hat pins are in short supply round his way.

 

[Hover Fly]

RM's hair turns green in moonlight.

 

[accountantpete]

Hover Fly lurks behind the green door.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky is Lurcio and is frequentlu up Pompeii.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie once got his words mixed up when at the doctors and famously announced that he had Herculaniums down below.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky was the other guy on the train in the film Clockwise. He was sitting on the left. Right.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB knows traffic goes clockwise round the roundabout and always looks left. No, right. No, left. At this point, he normally gets off and walks to the slide and the swings.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky still uses the

'Never Eat Shreded Wheat'

rhyme to tell himself what way to go whilst out riding his Dora The Explorer bike in his pink matching skin suit, complete with Time Trialist pointed helmet.

It wouldn't be so bad, but he only allowed to go to the end of the street.

 

[Andy_R]

When MDB's in the chip shop, he swears he's Elvis. When he's in the corner shop, he just swears.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It isn't very well known, but Rocky is the UK Extreme Ironing Champion after he scaled the Angel Of The North and ironed his briefs on its shoulder.


The Police weren't so impressed, particularly when a gust of wind got up and the briefs landed on one of the officer's head, but that's another story.

 

[accountantpete]

I'm not saying that Mad Doug lives in a run down area but the local supermarket has a small area set aside for undamaged and in-date stock.