Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

26x25 is a pork pie short of a picnic.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC makes his own cornish pasties. Specifically, he makes his own cornish pasties pay homage to him as 'Their Mighty Creator'

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 makes his own ten pence pieces by filing the corners off fifty pence pieces.

 

[TVC]

Uncle Morts 'Death Ray' turned out to be a laser pointer - but that's what happens when Tony Blair gets to make the case against him.

 

[philipbh]

A myopic relative mis read TVC's request for a Laser Pointer on his Christmas List last year, sending him a useless gun dog instead

 

[cisamcgu]

Philipbh only eats food that has a "double entendre" quotient.. hence his love for melons

 

[threebikesmcginty]

cisamcgu, for the same reason likes his sausage battered

 

[ianrauk]

threebikesmcginty tandem parachutes with melinda messenger whilst chomping on battered sausages. Not a bad life huh?

 

[swee'pea99]

ianrauk likes answering the door to strangers with a pea in one nostril, then carrying on a conversation while enjoying their attempts not to stare

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea does not like people to stare at his pea nuts.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher collects netball paraphernalia but when she invites chaps back to her place to see her collection of ball sacks they invariably run off at great speed.

 

[Speicher]

ACP keeps a very close eye on his opponent's balls


when he is playing snooker.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher likes to play snooker with serious people and say things like 'Why *can't* I hit the yellow one with the pink one?'

 

[Speicher]

Swee'Pea baulks at the idea of playing snooker. It's his cue to leave the pub.

 

[philipbh]

Speicher spends much of her spare time perfecting a Len Ganley Stance