Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy is the kinda girl that makes the News Of The World.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort likes to go incognito down the lido.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP prefers going loco... usually Great Western, and always in charge of the Flag and Whistle. [well know hostelry]

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect is looking forward to the arrival of the first Great Western train in Alnwick.

 

[accountantpete]

Being shy and retiring Speicher is grateful that the rail companies provide special seats for her.

 

[Dayvo]

AP has the largest collection of cardigans (2,037 at the latest count) in the British Isles (and he's the world no. 4!).

This stems from his adoration of his favourite 'artist', Val Doonican, from the late sixties.

To this day, AP doesn't understand why he receives strange looks from all and sundry when he wears his favourite cardigan of them all with 'I LOVE VD' embroidered in large letters across the back.

 

[Archie_tect]

It is with great pleasure that I announce the civil engagement of Dayvo and Prince Lars Tordersson, fourth in line to the Nordic throne. Pity the villages on the East coast of Scotland when they don their traditional Stag night pillaging gear and go forth spreading love and affection in the traditional Viking manner.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie knows all this because Prince Lars is an old mate. For years they've been going Stock Car racing every Thursday night - few pints beforehand, doner on the way home.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 keeps working dogs - they do the work and he sits on his fat arse watching telly all day.

 

[swee'pea99]

tbm can talk - last time he tried to save money by flying Ryanair they made him pay an extra £270 for a second seat for what the charming Tipperary lass on check in called 'your gargantuan buttocks', plus another £270 for the wallaby, even though he said it would sit on his laps.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

With swee'pea99's gluteus the emphasis is on maximus

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort received a pat on the head when he last investigated cow poo.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher saw some cow poo on the road and sprinted past it as she was in a slurry.

 

[Speicher]

ACP does not understand my sig line.

 

[Kestevan]

Neither does Speicher.