Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

TB always wanted to play penny-up-a-wall in the playground, but Penny wasn't really interested in TB, to be honest!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo likes to work the theme of sex into every conversation he has ever had which is why he ended up driving a Dodge Swinger.

 

[Dayvo]

AP has had a desire to drive Hot-Rods as long as he can remember.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has fond memories of his liaison with Speicher, fortunately he has photos to remind him.

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[accountantpete]

TVC is very inconsiderate and doesn't indicate that Dayvo is the one in curlers.

 

[Dayvo]

AP can't remember the last time he was drunk.

It was, in fact, last night, but he can't remember it!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

No one can remember the last time Dayvo was sober and it's absolutely no use asking him.

 

[TVC]

**** Very old joke alert ****

26x25 has a reputation as being the town drunk, not bad given that he lives in London.

 

[TheDoctor]

26*25 is as sober as I am.
*hic*


Erm...TVC is invisible to the naked eye.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TD cannot see TVC as he (that is TD) is "blind" drunk (again).

 

[TheDoctor]

26*25 has entirely the right idea about me.

 

[accountantpete]

TD is right handed for everything apart from picking his nose.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP regularly places his feet into buckets of quick drying cement, and plays chicken as to how long he waits before he pulls his feet out. The local Fire Brigade are pretty fed up with having to "release" him.

 

[swee'pea99]

TB's Great Great Aunt Hermione spent almost all of WW2 in occupied France, as an undercover pastry chef.

 

[Krypton]

swee'pea99 licks the back of buns in the supermarket, and puts them back on the shelf for someone else to buy.