Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Kruxhavik runs and stars in Warringtons premier drag troupe "Girls with Goolies". He always hopes for a big crowd at the stage door.

 

[Speicher]

TVC hax always got confuxed over whether it is ses or xex. He blames Ronnie Corbett.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher usually gets a bit of indigestion after Christmas lunch so sits back to watch The Two Rennies.

 

[TVC]

Pete gets a fireman to hose down his throat if he feels a bit squiffy.

 

[Speicher]

TVC confused his ironmonger by asking for two 0. He was given hose, but lives at No 100.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC enjoys nothing more than being thrown over a washing line and being given a good hard thwacking with a broom... certainly gets the dust out.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie tect used to have a friend called Gloria Stits. They fell out (pardon the pun) when she saw that Archie had bigger boobs than she did.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker had a very good friend once. They went on a Hot Air Balloon trip together and fell out with each other because of the bumpy landing.

 

[colly]

Speicher's fell out once after a bumpy landing. The cheers from the lads could be heard for miles around.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly once got lost in Quarry Hill Flats as a child... he still hasn't recovered.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie was found in a quarry once trying to perform some sort of pagan ritual using nothing but fuzzy felt and dental floss.

 

[krushavik]

Mad dog biker spent three nights in the pound before someone took a closer look "My God Its Human"

 

[TVC]

Krushavik spends most evenings in Poundland before the security guard throws him out in order to lock up.

 

[Bollo]

TVC wrote the national anthem for Poundland "to glorify their righteous victory over Lidlstan"

 

[Archie_tect]

Bollo's east European grandfather's surname was Kztuzelotovaya, which he shortened to Smith.