Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Speicher swears that her ruddy complection has no bearing on her application to become a judge. She ducked the issue when interviewed on John Craven's Newsround many years ago.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is no stranger to fowl mouthed outbursts.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete knows that you do not get down from an elephant.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher was once assigned the mammoth task of shaving a herd of elephants. When she finished, she was in her own words "Utterly goosed"

 

[Speicher]

Andy R shot an elephant in his pyjamas.

What was the elephant doing wearing Andy's pyjamas?

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher is a huge fan of the Marx brothers...Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo were famously well met. But her favourite, Karl, is not as popular

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Since the Elephant Incident, Andy has lost a few pounds so that the elephant wont be able to fit into his PJs any more.

 

[Andy_R]

Instead, the elephant likes to ride a unicycle, wearing MDBs little pink nightie

 

[TVC]

Andy keeps an elephant by the phone in case he needs to make a trunk call.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC likes to hide in a trunk and pretend he is a ventriloquist's dummy

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy rode to Banbury Cross, with bells on his fingers and rings on his toes. He even named his bike "Cockhorse"

 

[Andy_R]

And on the way there I met TB who was coming back with his bell in his fingers and toes in his ring. I won't even mention what his horse was doing, but it made my eyes water just watching. Poor fellow.

 

[Archie_tect]

I want to know what Andy did to make Banbury cross in the first place...

 

[Andy_R]

Archie knows what I did...he was there and saw it all, in fact he caused most of it. It was horrible, I tell you, horrible. They just don't like it up 'em.

 

[TVC]

Andy's habit of doing a 'Lady Godiva' down Durham high street would be more acceptable if he actually had a horse.