As I said earlier, I don't give a damn what anyone else has attached to their bikes. I do find it amusing that some others do.
I think however that my tongue -in-cheek, and possibly slightly provocative, post may have finally got to the bottom of Boris B's problem.....
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I hate triples because people with triple-equipped, super-fandango, carbon-whizz, triple-ringed, titanium-bolted rockets who use them to beat me up the Malvern Hills are cheats and liars and cads and worse.......
It's really that Boris B just isn't fit enough, and to justify his lack of stamina and muscle power resorts to blaming the equipment on other people's bikes for their being able to overtake him on hills!
Got news for you Boris - even you would overtake me on any uphill, I'm just plain slow. I just accept it though. You need to work on dealing with your issues and sense of inferiority!
There are of course alternatives. Carrying a bag of hawthorn cuttings - good spikey ones - and dropping them on the road behind you when your hated rocketeers approach might work. Provided they don't have puncture proof tyres of course. I could go on, but you should be getting the idea!
If you're young enough and in good shape some heavy training might do the trick, if not you may just have to learn to live with it. Just like the rest of us more mature cyclists.