I went to work the following day,up at 04-15,bless him my gaffer,the great Albert Portway came to pick me up.I was the Phg at Chap Road,and getting someone to cover on a Saturday morning was nigh near impossible.We came to some agreement i only did the basic needs.And no telling the office joker Mick Sessions,he would have 'goosed'; me.As you can imagine there were no more deliveries,till i had a reversal six years later.
Recommend a post-vasectomy ride for a mate please..
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Cycleops
Legendary Member
- Location
- Accra, Ghana
It’s always for a mate isn’t it?
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Well yes , I was also told to "milk it" after mine
Cycleops
Legendary Member
- Location
- Accra, Ghana
I always thought that came before the op.Well yes , I was also told to "milk it" after mine
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
I had instructions to do regular milking afterwards.
jefmcg
Guru
I'm glad you fixed this. I lay awake worrying what sis (or non-sis) bike could be.Preferably on a non-sus bike
Eventually decided you didn't want "your mate" feminised any further.
'Clearing the pipes' I believe is the medical term.
It is for ‘a mate’, I’m still firing live rounds...
And yes, I noticed the typo this morning
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I had the new fangled no-scalpel type of vasectomy, which is rubbish because they still use a scalpel on your space hoppers.
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
Levo-Lon
Guru
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I had mine done, privately on a Thursday night sometime back in the 1980s. It was a local anesthetic and took 5 minutes at most.
I'd had a quiet word with my Boss telling him what was occurring and mentioned I might ring in 'sick' tomorrow if I was unwell. The next morning he stopped me in the corridor and asked if I'd chickened out?
I told him no I hadn't and all was well except the stitch was pulling a bit. He then regaled me with the story of his operation and post op' recovery involving pain, half serious contemplation of using a wheelbarrow for a week and a long recovery.
I was back to normal by the weekend, in all respects, nudge, nudge, and having self removed the supposedly soluble stitch on the Tuesday night, out on my bike by the next weekend.
On the other hand my Bro'-in-Law had his done under general anaesthetic on the NHS, they didn't offer a local anaesthetic, and was in so much pain as he returned home that night, that he fainted as he opened the front door and fell on the 'fellas' necessitating a return to hospital for the torn stitches to be redone! As he recently proved doing a solo LEJoG he's no wimp, but the two operations and their outcome couldn't have been any different.
I'd had a quiet word with my Boss telling him what was occurring and mentioned I might ring in 'sick' tomorrow if I was unwell. The next morning he stopped me in the corridor and asked if I'd chickened out?
I told him no I hadn't and all was well except the stitch was pulling a bit. He then regaled me with the story of his operation and post op' recovery involving pain, half serious contemplation of using a wheelbarrow for a week and a long recovery.
I was back to normal by the weekend, in all respects, nudge, nudge, and having self removed the supposedly soluble stitch on the Tuesday night, out on my bike by the next weekend.
On the other hand my Bro'-in-Law had his done under general anaesthetic on the NHS, they didn't offer a local anaesthetic, and was in so much pain as he returned home that night, that he fainted as he opened the front door and fell on the 'fellas' necessitating a return to hospital for the torn stitches to be redone! As he recently proved doing a solo LEJoG he's no wimp, but the two operations and their outcome couldn't have been any different.
