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[TVC]

Make yourself feel important and gain others' respect by joining an internet forum and expressing an opinion on every subject, no matter how half baked.

 

[Drago]

Don't waste money on fashionable hairdo's. Keep the mullet going, and every thirty years or so you'll come back into fashion.

 

[Markymark]

Amuse yourself for free by annoying the grammar pedant's.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Taxi drivers. Remove the bulbs from your indicators just in case you momentarily forget what you do for a living.

 

[pplpilot]

When having to strip naked on stage, make it easier by imagining your audience is giving a power Point presentation.

 

[Drago]

F1 teams - save money by taking a leaf out of the boy racer's book and glue a spoiler to Grandma's Saxo instead of wasting millions in the wind tunnel.

 

[The Essex Spurs]

I have just physically cried when I saw this one

 

[Dayvo]

Want to encourage cycling? Go down the local dole office and, in the style of Norman Tebbit, tell people to get on their bikes, FFS.

 

[Lilliburlero]

Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

Brilliant

 

[midlife]

To pretend you are going everywhere by taxi simply glue a cornflake box to the roof of your car.

 

[gaz71]

The lids of Bic biros make ideal Norman helmets for worms.

 

[jayonabike]

Create your own Boris Johnson insults by getting your dog to eat a PG Wodehouse book and reading what comes out the other end.


SAVE money on holidays to Benidorm this year by listening to The Macarena whilst waking through Asda in socks and sandals.

 

[Cycleops]

Taxi drivers, have a frontal lobotomy as soon as you take up the job so you have a ready excuse for your driving.

 

[Piemaster]

Save time when making tea by pre-heating the water in a pan before putting it in the kettle

 

[Piemaster]

Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

Brilliant

Thats one of my favourite quotes. The HR didn't seem too impressed with the methodology when I suggested it to him.