Don't waste money on expensive improvisational jazz albums and smoking jackets. Simply play a normal album backwards and wear a dressing gown inside out.
Play "Moth Aircraft Carriers" by floating a shoe box in the bath with a torch attached. Leave a window open for ten minutes, then turn off the room lights and watch as the moths attempt to make their dramatic and dangerous landings.
Pretend you're a hard core communist by purchasing a twelve bedroom mansion in Surrey, and driving a Jag to work. For extra authenticity you could consider rioting when someone says something you don't like.
Fancy a role as a peace envoy? Nothing simpler. Start several wars and invade the odd country and they'll be falling over themselves to give you a job?
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