I want a pair of baggy shorts with the nappy in. Fat people look so idiotic in Lycra...more idiotic than usual.
For kitchens my tip is MFI. I think much of IKEA's stuff is overpriced for the relatively poor quality that it is. It's very mixed, there are some great items in IKEA but much of the furniture is pretty weak under the skin. Style over substance.
MFI have been quietly working on their quality for years. Things that would break years ago don't break any more. The instructions are good, all the bits fit and they're easy to install. One negative is that they no longer hold stock in the shops so if you need extra/replacement bits during the install it takes longer to get them. Over all though much better than IKEA.