Oi oi saveloy guv.Wotcha squire. Geezers got no Calcutta on his gratis godforsaken roll. If he wants it the gooseberry puddin wants more bunce. Takin a fakkkin Liberty .
Better me old sunshine
In defence.You get out of life what you put in. And if you go to the trouble of seeking out free sarnies, using up your valuable time on earth, then things are probably not going to turn out positive.
Did you not offer to buy the butter?In defence.
I didnt seek it out....the voucher was posted through our letter box.
I would not have gone if I didnt want the padlocks.
I rest my case.
Had you down for a soft floured bap.Toasted bacon stottie is the way to gan... forget yer barms, baps, and what have you ... stottie is where it's at :-)
Point of order, it's a north west thing - you'll not hear anyone ordering a barm on the right side of the Pennines.
A mate tells a tale of playing a gig somewhere in the wilds of Lancashire (Bacup or Rawtenstall or some other such hell hole) and stopping at a chip shop on the way home for food. The lad in front of him ordered a "chip barm pea wet" which it seems is something of a local delicacy: a chip butty, with the breadcake dipped in the juices of the mushy peas...
Had you down for a soft floured bap.