Agreed, but even in a fair fight this fella would've kicked my arse. He looked 'hard'. In fact, he gets bigger every time I tell the story!
This reminds me of a something which happened to me a number of years ago, not bike related I'm afraid.
I was the manager of a large retail store and was told by some of the staff that they suspected that we had a shop lifter. I was lead to the end of an aisle where I could see the suspect at the other end, he was a big bloke.
"Are you sure he's nicked something?" I asked
"Well he's been hanging around there for ages and he's acting dodgy."
"Ok, well I can't stop him unless he definitely has got something, so I'll wait at the front and you lot keep me updated."
Much to my disappointment I was informed that the chap had put something in his bag, so I now had to stop him outside if he made no attempt to pay, which of course he didn't.
I stopped him, and asked if he would return to the store with me etc etc All the time rather worried that it would kick off, he was certainly over 6ft and broad too, quite significantly bigger than me. Anyway, to my relief he came quietly back to the store and I took him to the managers office where it transpired he'd tried to nick an Airfix model. He then said,
"You wont tell my mum will you?"
"How old are you?" I said
"13." He replied
13 
Either I could have been beaten up by a 13 year old or have beaten up a 13 year old, I would have lost badly either way, I was very glad he didn't start swinging.
This adds nothing to the topic and I apologise for wasting everybodys time
