tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
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- SE London, Bandit Country
Aghhhhh Uncle Phil said the 'C' word! 
Tea? (Part 1)
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LordoftheTeapot
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tdr1nka said:Aghhhhh Uncle Phil said the 'C' word!
Co***e?
Arrrg! Chr*****s... Nearly as bad!!
Sanny
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- Carnoustie
WOW 927 pages
Is the kettle still on?
Is the kettle still on?
Amanda P
Legendary Member
- Location
- York. Well, York-ish...
Ungh.
By... erm.. that thing that happens at the end of the year...
I'll be...
That age with a four in it.
I think.
<Counts on fingers and toes. Runs out of appendages>
Ulp.
By... erm.. that thing that happens at the end of the year...
I'll be...
That age with a four in it.
I think.
<Counts on fingers and toes. Runs out of appendages>
Ulp.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I am hoping that Renard will pop in later. I can ask him about teddies doing "Zip wires". :?:
I have been invited to a picnic next Sunday, and part of the entertainment forbig kids is teddies doing zip wire runs off a local Tower, about 200 feet tall.
Last time this was attempted, my largest Ted, Ben, was a spectator at the top of the tower, but he over-balanced
and fell to the ground.
This was unfortunate because when he returned to the top of the Tower, he was too concussed to speak to the Camera Crew from local TV, so he is silent throughout the interview, which I recorded on Video.
Renard may be able to give me hints as to the best position for Teddies to achieve speed on zip runs. They will be doing it in groups of five and the fastest wins.
I have been invited to a picnic next Sunday, and part of the entertainment for
Last time this was attempted, my largest Ted, Ben, was a spectator at the top of the tower, but he over-balanced
and fell to the ground. This was unfortunate because when he returned to the top of the Tower, he was too concussed to speak to the Camera Crew from local TV, so he is silent throughout the interview, which I recorded on Video.Renard may be able to give me hints as to the best position for Teddies to achieve speed on zip runs. They will be doing it in groups of five and the fastest wins.
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Hi Speicher!
If you're trying to get a Teddy to go quickly down a zip wire, lead may be your friend here
. Unpick a seam, in with some heavy metal, sew sew sew, job's a good'un.
Kiddies - cheating is bad, mmmkay?:?:
If you're trying to get a Teddy to go quickly down a zip wire, lead may be your friend here
. Unpick a seam, in with some heavy metal, sew sew sew, job's a good'un.Kiddies - cheating is bad, mmmkay?:?:
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Doc, I don't think you mean sew, sew, sew, I believe you mean, hem, hem, hem! *where is Groucho Marx wiggly eyebrow smiley when you need one?*
Alternatively a childs suit of armor from around the 14th century ought to work!!
Oops, almost forgot!
TEA!
Alternatively a childs suit of armor from around the 14th century ought to work!!
Oops, almost forgot!
TEA!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Unfortunately, cheating is out of the question. There will be a lot of people there from the local Abbey and lots of Sunday School children. If I cheat and am found out, it would not look very good would it? 
Night Train
Maker of Things
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- Greater Manchester
My tea's gone cold rather quicker then it should have done!
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
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- SE London, Bandit Country
Did you leave the spoon in?
Night Train
Maker of Things
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- Greater Manchester
No spoon. Same big bucket mug, Earl Grey bag brewed with boiling water, no milk or sugar, then made my sandwiches for tomorrow's lunch and my brew was tepid! Normally it is fine and still steaming.
Maybe it is because I brewed it yesterday!
Maybe it is because I brewed it yesterday!
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
That'll be it then!
I had a cold tea moment today.
I was engrossed in sorting out the 240v electrics and just wanted to stop and have a cuppa to sooth my brain but carried on sensibly until the job was done.
So what did I find on the table when I went thru into the caravan?
One flagon of stone cold tea!!
Mrs. T had made it for me an hour before but I hadn't heard her shout out.
It had been there all along.
I had a cold tea moment today.
I was engrossed in sorting out the 240v electrics and just wanted to stop and have a cuppa to sooth my brain but carried on sensibly until the job was done.
So what did I find on the table when I went thru into the caravan?
One flagon of stone cold tea!!
Mrs. T had made it for me an hour before but I hadn't heard her shout out.
It had been there all along.
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
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- SE London, Bandit Country
TEA FOR RHYTHM THIEF!
Rhythm Thief
Legendary Member
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- Ross on Wye
Cheers Tdrinka ... ptoo. You've put sugar in it.
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Oi! Who's been drinking my tea?
Funny, RT still has a cup waiting for him.....no sugar as he likes it an' all.
Funny, RT still has a cup waiting for him.....no sugar as he likes it an' all.
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