Teeny tiny things that drive you nuts out of all proportion

[threebikesmcginty]

Carpet salesmen called Gerald from Swindon.

 

[theclaud]

Carpet salesmen called Gerald from Swindon.

They are mostly alright, in my experience.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Tv shows like that on been two right.now....
Full of speculation....for the sole purpose of making a tv show to fill air time..


....don't go to Tenerife lol!

 

[al78]

Slugs.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

smokers

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cake (the lack thereof)

 

[Fnaar]

Carpet salesmen called Gerald from Swindon.

especially those who promise a 'nice deep shag'

 

[Trickedem]

People who use loads of towels per week and leave them lying on their bedroom floor, rather than flicking the water off themselves in the shower, then finishing off with a towel which is then carefully folded on the rack and made to last all week. Other than this I love my family.

 

[Cubist]

People who always turn up to work 5 or 10 minutes late, and sometimes still have to have their breakfast! (That's everyone I work with except me, I'm always there 5 minutes early, in order to change into my work boots)

Boots that take 5 minutes to put on.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Boots that take 5 minutes to put on.

If Arch was sensible she'd put her boots on before she went to bed, extra 5 minutes kip time see.

 

[Havoc6]

People who put used matches back in the box , wtf is that all about ? You can't reuse them you feckin' morons !! and breath.

 

[vernon]

People who mix up were, wear, we're, there, their, they're and here, hear.
People who use "it's" when it is not a shortened form of "it is".
People who us "of" instead of "have" as in "you should of asked first"
People who say "ast" instead of "asked" and "somethink" instead of "something".
People who use text speak in emails etc.
Drivers who pull out in front of you from side roads when there is miles of empty space behind you. Wait 10 seconds you knob and you would need to force me to slow down. Drivers who do not indicate (especially at RAB's). Drivers who tailgate me when I am already driving at close to the speed limit (most common in 30/40 limits).

Gr8 list m8!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I currently have Mont Blanc Ink Of Joy in one of my pens.

What colour, pray tell, is Ink of Joy?

 

[stargazer]

People who say nucular instead of nuclear
People who mix up the words averse and adverse
Plastic caps and cartons that don’t have recycling numbers on them
Plastics that are not recyclable
[in]security lights, especially those that come on whenever the smallest item of wildlife walks / crawls / flies by.
Drivers who cut in at the front of traffic queues, e.g. at motorway exits / junctions; join the back of the queue like everyone else you selfish twats

 

[Hover Fly]

Gotten - horrid word



(yes I know it is English from years ago blah blah)

Sorry but I live north of Lancaster so it is allowed but only if pronounced "gitten".