The Meaning of Cycling Liff

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Twilkes

Twilkes

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Symonds Yat - the vomiting that occurs in the first hour of an early morning ride after eating chocolate for breakfast.
 
Frisby on the Wreake - the mildly irritating squeaking noise emanating from somewhere on your bike that proves impossible to track. A FotW only manifests during the second half of a ride and at a minimum of at least 15 miles from the nearest cycle maintenance stand.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Plum Duff - the act of a male cyclist standing on the pedals and wiggling his bum to allow gravity to rearrange his undercarriage so it doesn't get squashed against the nose of the saddle.
 
Plum Duff - the act of a male cyclist standing on the pedals and wiggling his bum to allow gravity to rearrange his undercarriage so it doesn't get squashed against the nose of the saddle.
Where’s Plum Duff then? It’s supposed to be cycling-based definitions for place names in the UK.

Get with the programme Grandad. :laugh:
 
Gearha - feeling of oneupmanship experienced when nearing the top of a steep climb and realising that you have a bigger sprocket on the back than your cycling partner.
 
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