The Meaning of Cycling Liff

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Blundeston - the state of constantly dropping Allen keys while working on a bicycle.
 
Offwell - a difficult manoeuvre performed during an accident resulting from a car pulling out in front of the rider from a side junction. An Offwell is awarded when the rider manages to carry out a forward roll over the bonnet of the car, finishing on their feet with their arms extended to the sides in the T position.

Extra points are awarded for riders who manage to twist while rolling the bonnet, thus facing the car driver upon completing the Offwell.

The Offwell is best practiced using BMWs and Audis due to the reduced risk of distraction by flashing front indicator lights.
 
Priston - a rider who breezes past you without the slightest acknowledgement that you even exist.
 
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