Today was the first time in my life when I found the right retort and in French too so I am feeling quite chipper.
This morning I was on Eurostar and an Anglo-French family were sitting in the surrounding seats. The older teenager (lad about 16) lowered the armrest. I asked him politely in English if he minded having it raised since I always find it uncomfortable. Yes he did mind and no he wouldn't raise it. There's nowt so queer as folk or c'est la vie, I thought to myself.
Then he remarked to his dad in French 'Ce voyage va etre sh*ant' or in other words 'This is going to be a sh*tty journey.'
Without missing a beat I replied in French 'Tout a fait' (Yes, it will).
The dad never said a word. If it had been me, I would have grounded the worm for the first day of his holiday at Eurodisney.
So, when have you found just the right retort?
This morning I was on Eurostar and an Anglo-French family were sitting in the surrounding seats. The older teenager (lad about 16) lowered the armrest. I asked him politely in English if he minded having it raised since I always find it uncomfortable. Yes he did mind and no he wouldn't raise it. There's nowt so queer as folk or c'est la vie, I thought to myself.
Then he remarked to his dad in French 'Ce voyage va etre sh*ant' or in other words 'This is going to be a sh*tty journey.'
Without missing a beat I replied in French 'Tout a fait' (Yes, it will).
The dad never said a word. If it had been me, I would have grounded the worm for the first day of his holiday at Eurodisney.
So, when have you found just the right retort?