The one time in your life when you find the right retort...

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gbb

Legendary Member
Location
Peterborough
I was reminded yesterday while visiting Yarmouth of an incident years ago while holidaying there. We walked into a trinket shop and stood at the till waiting to pay for a handful of bits. The what i assumed was the owner and perhaps his dad were poring over a brochure for a Ford Escort (yes it was that long ago). They were engrossed in details while I stood waiting....and waiting....and....
'Any chance of getting served ?' I asked, agitated by now.

I can't remember what the response was from a sulky looking proprietor...which peed me off even more so I let go....with something along the lines of...
' You ought to learn how to look after your customers mate...then maybe you'd be buying something better than an Escort'

Well, he exploded :laugh:. He didn't seem to appreciate that. I left without any goods, gladly.

I must have made an impression on him...we walked back down the street maybe 1 hour later, he was stood outside having a fag...he looked up, saw me and started hurling oaths...which pleased us Immensely :biggrin:
 

tony111

Veteran
A manager at work was walking towards 2 electricians in the car park and as he passed he said " tossing it off........?" One of em replied " well you should be ashamed of yourself the money you're on..."
 
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