the recovery

[classic33]

Speicher old chapess! You really mustn't believe that wot the SBGG posts. As to his claim to have a knife, we need to remember that the very idea of cutlery is for'n to denizens of Rawmarsh. It's probably a stick with a bit of an edge to it. Hopefully he'll have it taken away from him by those lovely chaps in white coats. That or he'll accidentally stab himself to death, that's the line I'll be using of the West Yorks Constafoolery turn up after he's dedded.

Why would they be involved? Last I heard it was still South Yorkshire. Or has a price now been placed on't'ead, for use of a three letter word?

"Here lieth the body of Byegad,
killed by a hitman with a pointy stick.
Eee, he never did grew old."

 

[Scoosh]

"Here lieth the body of Byegad,
killed by a hitman with a pointy stick.
Eee, he never did grew old."

"Byegad's down 'ere,
Done in by a sharpy bit wood,
Eee, 'e never growd proper old"**



**note the subtle language distinction between "proper old" and just "or'nery old"

 

[byegad]

Good news/Bad news!
First the Good news. Lord Byegad is fit and well.
Now the Bad {Read really terrible} news. The SBGG still lives!

 

[byegad]

As Lord Byegad was heard to say when encountering a bad delay at road works...
'Is this a digger I see before me?'

 

[byegad]

Why would they be involved? Last I heard it was still South Yorkshire. Or has a price now been placed on't'ead, for use of a three letter word?

"Here lieth the body of Byegad,
killed by a hitman with a pointy stick.
Eee, he never did grew old."

South Yorkshire?

There are three Ridings of Yorkshire and South isn't one of them! No true Tyke would admit to being a Southerner. South Yorkshire is a derogatory name for that pit of human iniquity that starts when you cross that monument to human futility the Humber Bridge!

 

[Scoosh]

. South Yorkshire is a derogatory name for that pit of human iniquity that starts when you cross that monument to human futility the Humber Bridge!

Ah - is that the bit what others call 'Engerland' ?

 

[classic33]

Ah - is that the bit what others call 'Engerland' ?

Oddly enough it includes the third ryding as welll.

 

[classic33]

As Lord Byegad was heard to say when encountering a bad delay at road works...
'Is this a digger I see before me?'

Watch out for "Cats"!!

 

[markg0vbr]

I have been tactical in north Norfolk, tactical not standing up in my van.
Watching my tactical* laptop, frying mackerel and sweat potato sandwidge.
Then watching the sun come up and the Sunday morning dog walkers apeer.
The night was a bit blustery and raining off and on but I was allllll comfy in my tactical p j s

*its got a camouflage sticker on it

 

[classic33]

I have been tactical in north Norfolk, tactical not standing up in my van.
Watching my tactical* laptop, frying mackerel and sweat potato sandwidge.
Then watching the sun come up and the Sunday morning dog walkers apeer.
The night was a bit blustery and raining off and on but I was allllll comfy in my tactical p j s

*its got a camouflage sticker on it

What's a sweat potato taste like?

 

[byegad]

Like a potato that's just finished a marathon race!

 

[Speicher]

Like a potato that's just finished a marathon race!

That clarifries things.

 

[classic33]

Like a potato that's just finished a marathon race!

You had many of them then?

 

[byegad]

No but I can read and a sweaty potato is a like a sweaty anything! Sweaty.

 

[classic33]

No but I can read and a sweaty potato is a like a sweaty anything! Sweaty.

No sweat then.