the recovery

[markg0vbr]

only have the odd pint of real ale when on holiday, the about 6 hours a day i spend riding is therapeutic, this saves on drugs, physiotherapist ect.
now putting me on the gate i will not be able to put the time in on the trikes, slowing or even preventing my recovery, i will have to book extra physiotherapy sessions through work, how will have to pay for them.
all this makes it less likely for me to get back to my job, wasting all the training and even more importantly 13 years of experience.

 

[byegad]

Don't you just love bureaucracy?

 

[markg0vbr]

my gp broke his pb in and out in less than 3 minuets , prescription in hand! he did not even look up from his desck top computer screen .

he was most shocked that i am going back to work he almost looked interested, my well note says"must not stand or sit for a long time and attends physiotherapy on a Wednesday"

 

[byegad]

So you can't stand or sit for long? Sounds like you need to take your trike to work. So you can lie down on the job.

 

[markg0vbr]

well 38miles on the trike 6miles hand crank to day so sitting with my feet up.

so far the home made ventasit pad is working and the built up shoe is helping, the destructo car button is alas not working, in theory when a car driver annoys/ disgruntles me i hit the red button on top of my left handle bar and a small thermite charge detonates in the engine--(they are installed in all modern cars they are triggered when they go over there service intervals. i think it is a lack of power i am positive i have the frequency spot on! i may have to resort to plan b a hammer on a length of string --(for retrieval after throwing it)-- the sharpend spike on a spring that shoots out from the right side of the tike is working but i am having problems with premature firing, a sequence of small bumps / high pinched vibration sets it off, this can be embarrassing.

 

[byegad]

It's definitely time we had you sectioned!

 

[markg0vbr]

i am already in two bits

 

[markg0vbr]

if i can get my self out of bed in the morning i think i will go for a 15mile hand crank.
i will have of course a full support crew following me in two land rover discovery, we celebrity adventures need a Entourage if nothing ells than to attract the paps.

 

[Speicher]

If you are already in two bits, which is your "better half"?

 

[byegad]

If you are already in two bits, which is your "better half"?

If you ever meet him, you'll know the answer is...




Neither!

Sorry Mark, but truth will out.

 

[markg0vbr]

like the turning water wheel my karmic balance needs both wet and moist, heavy and light, smooth and rough, thus i have my motorbike club friends and my trikeanughts.....er friends!.


the ride went well today 16.6Miles with 671ft of climbing, the traffic was light, lots of photos / video being taken as usual distance dose not seem to be that big a problem it is speed on the up hills in granny gear the trike creeps up the hills but i don't stop and eventually get to the top, flat roads i am zipping along keeping up with other bikes, down hill the recumbent seat kicks in and i leave df's.

 

[markg0vbr]

If you ever meet him, you'll know the answer is...




Neither!

Sorry Mark, but truth will out.

hay i am nice me i have not eaten any baby kittens for weeks and i only pull faces at really naughty random children--(just to keep them on there guard)-- and have packed in the the satanic worship --(lack of chicken sandwiches, it is a long story and quite convoluted)-- .

 

[byegad]

I haven't forgotten how rude you were about my shorts and now divine providence has served up a return to WORK before we have heard news of your complete RECOVERY.

If I had to choose I'd go for the leg, at least it hasn't been hurtful about my shorts!

 

[markg0vbr]

only you could carry them of, i have always admired trend setters.

 

[byegad]

That's how I got them, a shop assistant said I could carry them off for free! So I did.