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byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Beware the passport control coming back into God's own county. I gather they have your photo, sent anonymously!


Whistles casually. :laugh:
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Beware the passport control coming back into God's own county. I gather they have your photo, sent anonymously!


Whistles casually. :laugh:
I will be in a cunning disguise bekilted coming up to the border man skirts flapping bestradeld my 1150cc bagpipe chantors sticking out of the exhaust, it will be such a manly sight they will not even bother to stop me.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
We could have a whip round and get him a fortnight in North Korea.

Not only would he feel at home with the meglamaniac Tele tubby with the finger on the red button, but would be reassuringly close to WMD's.
Something no one else has achieved.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
I think North Korea has mare than enough megalomaniacs at the moment.

As an aside..

In my capacity as Yorkshire Ambassador to the Frozen North, I had to turn down a recent invitation to a funeral. Sadly I was rearranging my collection of back numbers of the NUM Journal 'The Miner' that day.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
'twas a terrible thing, when the inverted fuirket wobbled loose and the tension preload spring became reciprocal!
My swearing engine* just self distracted from an over load, you mentioned "it" you can't mention "it" when the engine is switched on as I haven't got the repeat sensor adjusted yet and it went in to a locked loop.

*every home should have one saves all that bother and high blood pressure from the old manual swearing.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Translator !

Anything that makes a minimum of sense would do, even hieroglyphs.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
I have booked another weekend of not standing up in a field, there will be foamy drinks from a local micro brewery lots of vintage wines* some apple juice# from cornwal, baked potatoes and some thing called curry?

*some several weeks old
#aparntly it is mostly apples, but it is best not to get coper or naked flames within three feet of it
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Tending to be up and about from 6am cup of tea in hand looking out over the camp sight contemplating life the univers and everything, while bits of my body wake each other up and the brain pils start working.
the morning ambiance can be brought to a crashing holt by, 80+ well padded BMW riders imitating a walrus colony with there snoring and gas emissions that could keep a town going for a month.

The rides zig zagging around Northumberland are worth it though.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Unimaginable.

I like a pils, not for breakfast though.



Just booked York Show, hope the SBGG will Be busy in another univers .

Any other movers and shakers going ?
 
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