byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Beware the passport control coming back into God's own county. I gather they have your photo, sent anonymously!
Whistles casually.
Whistles casually.

I will be in a cunning disguise bekilted coming up to the border man skirts flapping bestradeld my 1150cc bagpipe chantors sticking out of the exhaust, it will be such a manly sight they will not even bother to stop me.Beware the passport control coming back into God's own county. I gather they have your photo, sent anonymously!
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He's a spy !!!In my capacity as Yorkshire Ambassador to the Frozen North, I had to turn down a recent invitation to a funeral. Sadly I was rearranging my collection of back numbers of the NUM Journal 'The Miner' that day.
Depends how much of it you have ...I don't think I could cope with anything naked. Age is a terrible thing.