Mrs D or Welshie ????
I doubt Mrs D had as her last words this morning were "dont forget your diet".
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I doubt Mrs D had as her last words this morning were "dont forget your diet".
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Right......I need impartial advice on a 2 part question
a) do I have grounds for divorce and
b) if so, will @welsh dragon elope with me
After our holiday, as you do, we agreed on a diet. Golf today and they do put on some nice food eg sausage, egg n chips etc. So, with Mrs Ds reminder of "dont forget your diet" ringing in my lughole I ordered a chicken salad.
Mrs D is out with her aunty & cousin, eating at our local. So, on my way home I called in to say hello and asked "what have you eaten"?
Answer..........fish, chips and mushy peas followed by apple pie and custard.
I await your thoughts
Well done Mrs D.
Sounds like reasonable grounds for divorce on the grounds of mental cruelty. Telling you to be good, which you were, and then blatantly eating a good wholesome lunch.Right......I need impartial advice on a 2 part question
a) do I have grounds for divorce and
b) if so, will @welsh dragon elope with me
After our holiday, as you do, we agreed on a diet. Golf today and they do put on some nice food eg sausage, egg n chips etc. So, with Mrs Ds reminder of "dont forget your diet" ringing in my lughole I ordered a chicken salad.
Mrs D is out with her aunty & cousin, eating at our local. So, on my way home I called in to say hello and asked "what have you eaten"?
Answer..........fish, chips and mushy peas followed by apple pie and custard
I await your thoughts
And part b) ???
D
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No luck for me down the club this afternoon, but my Good Lady won twice, a line and a house, the first time She's won for ages, she came out fourteen quid up
D
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What i want to know is, why the local birds have suddenly started finding my car attractive? I came out a little over a week ago to find the car looking like it had been dive bombed by a seagull with the squirts and had to have a clean up, again a few days later and I was cleaning bird s*** of the car, today I came out of the club and they had done it again, so this afternoon I was cleaning bird s*** off the car again. 
Blinkin eck. I came 4th in the golf comp today and wont get that
I have the same problem with the garden furniture.What i want to know is, why the local birds have suddenly started finding my car attractive? I came out a little over a week ago to find the car looking like it had been dive bombed by a seagull with the squirts and had to have a clean up, again a few days later and I was cleaning bird s*** of the car, today I came out of the club and they had done it again, so this afternoon I was cleaning bird s*** off the car again.
Have you checked to see if anyone has stuck a note anywhere saying "birds, please feel free to sh*t on this car" ?
D
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D
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Blinkin eck. I came 4th in the golf comp today and wont get that
The Monday night bingo is the best one, some of the houses have special prizes attached to them, they don't go very often but if they do someones walking out with £50 - £100.
classic33
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Doesn't mean you can't though. A "moment of weakness", the same as she sufferred.
numbnuts
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While out on my trike this afternoon the pedal assist stopped working, the sensor red light was still flashing, but no power, just found out there was a small crack in the outer cable and one of the smaller cables inside had broken, all fixed now and going like a good one 
