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IaninSheffield

Veteran
Location
Sheffield, UK
Whatever the weather, the novelty and joy of waking up on a Monday morning knowing I don't have to go to work has yet to wear thin :cuppa:
 

Drago

Legendary Member
I have risen!

Weekday, so up early to clear the bathroom and get a Clooneys before the family awaken. Was going to ride today but the wind is howling, so may give that a miss on safety grounds - I'll assess it while walking Mini D to school. High winds is the only weather condition that stops me cycling. Hot, cold, wet, dry, ice, snow, you can adapts and account for, or not wind, you're at the mercy of the elements. At best it fan be unpleasant, at worst deadly.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Oh aye, fraud offences are bad enough because its seen as dishonesty, but fraid against the Crown is considered very bad ju ju indeed. The magistrate can only sentence up to 6 months in prison, so they clearly think it's likely to attract a greater sentence than that so referred it to crown court for trial.
I think hes stuffed. That the licence is counterfeit is beyond dispute, and I can't thinking a defence for accidentally getting a fake one. He's going not guilty, which precludes being treated gently or an automatic third off his sentence...I reckon it's at least 50/50 he'll be off to share a bedroom with Bubba.

Hes got 24 points on his UK licence, all for speeding. Every time he gets to court he tells the beak about how he needs his licence to get to work, not for work but go get there...yet he cycles to work at his regular job as a truck technician, and the beak keeps falling for it. Hes not a cheeky chappy, he's a blummen menace, treating g the landscape like santa pod* and if he hadn't been caught he'd have been using categories on a UK licence that hed obtained fraudulently.

* Did you know that Santa Pod is named after one of Father Christmas' testicles?
 

screenman

Squire
I am still in bed and not looking forward to the 4 hour or so drive I have to do later this morning.
 

PaulSB

Squire
Our village December 9th 2017. Big coat day in Lancashire but shorts were optional.........no it's NOT me!!

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