numbnuts
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The Range Rover that got stolen the other night has been found, but it's not drivable and I bet the engine has been trashed too.
Fridges and freezers and emersion heaters for your hot water all cost quite a bit. Kettles as well. I go round turning everything off at the mains now.
I’ve got serious DOMS in my quads today after that climb yesterday. Maybe it’ll make them stronger
Chicken Jalfrezi and rice for tea shortly.
Well I had to Google DOMS...........yer pays yer money, and takes yer choice........
DOMS) is a familiar experience for the elite or novice athlete.
They even got a creek named after them.From my Facebook page this evening, lol!
I have just had some Emails from Dave, my builder friend, which I think are OK to share on Facebook O
Cheers !! Ray <(")
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a
son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt.
OK - I was a bit worried about searching for DOMS on the WWW
worried it might come up with something from a tractor website - as that MP said
but it didn't - much to my surprise
so I learned something!
They even got a creek named after them.
That sh*t fatigue hit me a few days ago. Yesterday I went to bed at 1300......woke at what I assumed would be 1700ish, only to find it was midnight. Watched a good nature prog then went back to bed