The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Just had a listen to last night’s Eurovision winner on Youtube. Jeez, it’s dross.

Who "won"?

 

[classic33]

I didn't watch it. I haven't watched the rubbish for 30 years.

It's about time it was dropped for good.

The "voting" is the only fun part of it. If we could just keep that part and do away with the rest of it.

 

[Drago]

I think it would be immeasurably more interesting if Graham Norton was forced to say "penis" at random points in the commentary, and were given a taser and a big box of batteries.

 

[numbnuts]

It's warm out, just finished my walk.

 

[Paulus]

Fix a puncture for him and you allow him to go for a ride on the bike.
Teach him how to fix the puncture and you allow him to go for a lifetime of rides on his bike.

I tried to teach him how to. He didn't know what the inner tube was.🥺

 

[Paulus]

I see from the news that the UK effort on the euro vision came last.

I wonder how much we paid for that embarrassment ( the loss and the performer) .

18th overall, out of 25, but nil points from the viewers.

 

[classic33]

18th overall, out of 25, but nil points from the viewers.

Wouldn't that be 18th out of 24?
Wasn't there one disqualified, song number five?

 

[EltonFrog]

18th overall, out of 25, but nil points from the viewers.

Wouldn't that be 18th out of 24?
Wasn't there one disqualified, song number five?

Well, it was no Boom Bang A Bang was it?

 

[classic33]

Well, it was no Boom Bang A Bang was it?

Don't know, didn't watch it and certainly haven't heard it, but what's another year?

 

[welsh dragon]

Its gone really dark and I can hear thunder ⛈️.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Just given Jennifer a good seeing to and now am settled down with a glass of cider watching the women's FA cup final. It's a very good game so far and a sold out Wembley ⚽️🍺

 

[Tenkaykev]

Just given Jennifer a good seeing to and now am settled down with a glass of cider watching the women's FA cup final. It's a very good game so far and a sold out Wembley ⚽️🍺

For the sake of clarity, " Jennifer " is Mrs Tkk's Brommie 😀

 

[Dave7]

For the sake of clarity, " Jennifer " is Mrs Tkk's Brommie 😀

Glad you clarified that, I was going to ask if you could send Jennifer round to my place

 

[gavroche]

We have thunder and rain here now.

 

[EltonFrog]

We have thunder and rain here now.

We don’t, but it’s due.