The Retirement Thread

[ebikeerwidnes]

Bugger! Feck! Bollards!

½ mile, I got ½ mile up the road and the bottom bracket seized. 🤬 Can you believe it? First chance to ride for three weeks. First ride of 2026 and the BB seizes. Have I upset the gods.

On the plus side. You've got to love a good LBS. I've been a loyal customer for 30 years. Dropped the bike of at 9.40, WhatsApp arrives at 11.25 - "your bike is ready" Sorted

Food. I'm concerned by the food choices I'm reading today. Fish and gravy ?? Ye gods.

You have the gravy on the chips and the fish is on the other side of the plate

Sometimes you need a dam of chips to keep them separate
As is known decent gravy is quite thick so doesn;t flow round the dam easily and stays where it ws put

The same applies to curry sauce

 

[PaulSB]

You have the gravy on the chips and the fish is on the other side of the plate

Sometimes you need a dam of chips to keep them separate
As is known decent gravy is quite thick so doesn;t flow round the dam easily and stays where it ws put

The same applies to curry sauce

Chips? Gravy? 🤔🤔🤔 No. I've given this some thought.

A good steak pie with a delicious gravy for filling. Some English mustard. Yes. Chips are allowed. In fact are required. Other situations and food stuffs? No. Unequivocally No!!

.....and curry sauce???? 😲😲😲

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Chips? Gravy? 🤔🤔🤔 No. I've given this some thought.

A good steak pie with a delicious gravy for filling. Some English mustard. Yes. Chips are allowed. In fact are required. Other situations and food stuffs? No. Unequivocally No!!

.....and curry sauce???? 😲😲😲

You sound like a Southerner!!!!

you will be saying tomato Ketchup is not allowed next!!!

 

[Mike Ayling]

No. The normal ones are from Greece and the gold ones are from Italy.

We are now getting both green and gold from America.

 

[gavroche]

Must admit i read that wrong at first. What i read was...... ....
"The man next door has died, i will be moving back into the house on Tuesday".

Q. Was his death expected ? Sad in any event.

I heard from his widow that he died from a twisted bowel. He was about mid 80s I guess.
Moving back is in my own house, nothing to do with the neighbour.

 

[Mike Ayling]

In which case they're not Kiwi fruit surely???



There are not many things in this world that I know but I did know that.

I think they originated from China!

 

[classic33]

I think they originated from China!

Known first as Chinese gooseberries(at the height of the Cold War) renamed Kiwi Fruit in 1959 after national bird of New Zealand.

 

[Gwylan]

What is going on here?

 

[Gwylan]

Known first as Chinese gooseberries(at the height of the Cold War) renamed Kiwi Fruit in 1959 after national bird of New Zealand.

I remember Chinese gooseberries.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

What is going on here?

people wittering about stuff

it happens on here

 

[Dave7]

I remember Chinese gooseberries.

Gooseberries or as we used to chant ON THE Wirral "grapes with hairs on, goosgogs" (slang for gooseberries).

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Gooseberries or as we used to chant ON THE Wirral "grapes with hairs on, goosgogs" (slang for gooseberries).

Never chanted that
when I was growing up on the Wirral

 

[Dave7]

Never chanted that
when I was growing up on the Wirral

You obviously didnt come from Seacombe
Did you never say......
There was a young woman called Miry(Mary)
Who sold goosgogs down at the diry(dairy)
I said "wa are de wack"
She said "i dont know wack, der like gear little plumbs only 'airy"

 

[classic33]

You obviously didnt come from Seacombe
Did you never say......
There was a young woman called Miry(Mary)
Who sold goosgogs down at the diry(dairy)
I said "wa are de wack"
She said "i dont know wack, der like gear little plumbs only 'airy"

Now, were you on about plumbs or gooseberries?