The Retirement Thread

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Bugger! Feck! Bollards!

½ mile, I got ½ mile up the road and the bottom bracket seized. 🤬 Can you believe it? First chance to ride for three weeks. First ride of 2026 and the BB seizes. Have I upset the gods.

On the plus side. You've got to love a good LBS. I've been a loyal customer for 30 years. Dropped the bike of at 9.40, WhatsApp arrives at 11.25 - "your bike is ready" Sorted

Food. I'm concerned by the food choices I'm reading today. Fish and gravy ?? Ye gods.

You have the gravy on the chips and the fish is on the other side of the plate

Sometimes you need a dam of chips to keep them separate
As is known decent gravy is quite thick so doesn;t flow round the dam easily and stays where it ws put

The same applies to curry sauce
 

PaulSB

Squire
You have the gravy on the chips and the fish is on the other side of the plate

Sometimes you need a dam of chips to keep them separate
As is known decent gravy is quite thick so doesn;t flow round the dam easily and stays where it ws put

The same applies to curry sauce
Chips? Gravy? 🤔🤔🤔 No. I've given this some thought.

A good steak pie with a delicious gravy for filling. Some English mustard. Yes. Chips are allowed. In fact are required. Other situations and food stuffs? No. Unequivocally No!!

.....and curry sauce???? 😲😲😲
 
Chips? Gravy? 🤔🤔🤔 No. I've given this some thought.

A good steak pie with a delicious gravy for filling. Some English mustard. Yes. Chips are allowed. In fact are required. Other situations and food stuffs? No. Unequivocally No!!

.....and curry sauce???? 😲😲😲

You sound like a Southerner!!!!

you will be saying tomato Ketchup is not allowed next!!!
 

gavroche

Getting old but not past it
Location
North Wales
Must admit i read that wrong at first. What i read was...... ....
"The man next door has died, i will be moving back into the house on Tuesday".

Q. Was his death expected ? Sad in any event.

I heard from his widow that he died from a twisted bowel. He was about mid 80s I guess.
Moving back is in my own house, nothing to do with the neighbour.
 

Gwylan

Guru
Location
All at sea⛵
Known first as Chinese gooseberries(at the height of the Cold War) renamed Kiwi Fruit in 1959 after national bird of New Zealand.

I remember Chinese gooseberries.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
You obviously didnt come from Seacombe :smile:
Did you never say......
There was a young woman called Miry(Mary)
Who sold goosgogs down at the diry(dairy)
I said "wa are de wack"
She said "i dont know wack, der like gear little plumbs only 'airy"
Now, were you on about plumbs or gooseberries?
 
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