the worst gig you ever went to?

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milo said:
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Looks like a serial killer.

yes, he does look oatso simple...;)
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
There was a thread on this last September, and I copy here my answer then:
Not exactly worst gig, cos actually I had a fantastic time! I was hitching round Ireland (as you did back then), it was 1986. Got to Galway and chanced upon the Galway Mod/Scooter festival. Holed up in a B&B, went along to the venue, got chatting and got very merry with some superbly friendly and entertaining Irish mods. One of the bands was Irish ska/reggae outfit "Too Much For the White Man"... the music was as shite as the name! I think one of the members went on to form the Saw Doctors, who I kind of like a bit.
 

Norm

Guest
trj977 said:
+1 Utter tosh, never was a fan but somebody had a spare ticket! They were at least half way through "Dont You Foget About Me" before I knew what the hell the song was. Simply dreadfull.
The stepladder. *shudders*
 

Harbornite

New Member
Strange that a few of the same bands feature more than once ;)

Jesus & Mary Chain - Lanch (Cov) Poly 85 ' ish. My mate was involved in the booking; due to the bands general liking of walking off after 10 minutes, they were contracted to play a minimum of 30 minutes. You could've set your watch by them, they dropped their guitars as soon as the time was up.

Venom - B'ham Odeon 85. Dreadful, devil worship inspired, early thrash. Highlight was a five minute speed bass solo against the back drop of a giant goats head with smoke coming from its nose, sadly there was nothing left for the audience to launch at them - everything had been thrown at the support band the Red Beards From Texas; it was the only time I have seen phlegm & cigarette ends dripping from an oversize sponge Stetson:wacko:.

Simply Red -NEC Mid 90's. Like watching a DVD of a poor cover band but unable to find the remote, walked out after 40 minutes.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
What year did Steel Pulse play Reading? I only really remember them getting canned off the stage. Must have been late 70's 'cos we still had proper beer cans to throw. ;)
 

GrumpyGregry

Here for rides.
The bikers, mistakenly in my view, saw off Steel Pulse on the Friday in 1983 with bottles of piss. I guess it was still the late seventies in '83 given that the sixties clearly finished late.
 

Ian H

Ancient randonneur
The Who at Reading in 72, underwhelming, sound problems, Keith Moon flicking his drumsticks at the off-stage crew.
Or possibly a support act (Marianne was perhaps the name) last year. Woman we'd seen previously wandering around the foyer in a dayglo pink custume introduces herself and her eponymus band: "I am Marianne...we are all Marianne." And then proceeded to play Norwegian glum - no angst, just glum.
But then there was the Cardiff music festival with wetly earnest folk singers and a British band playing pub-cajun.
 

Baggy

Cake connoisseur
Happiness Stan said:
An act called Skafish who were supporting The Police at Milton Keynes Bowl in 1980. Instead of ska they played a kind of demented US punk a la Devo but without the humour. It prompted a barrage of bottles, cans, 2litre PET bottles of piss and rotten fruit which was quite terrifying as I was near the front and received a fair few of the short ranged missiles.
One of my brothers went to the same gig, I'll ask him if he remembers them - my Mum wouldn't let me go 'cos I was too young :eek:
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
Dire Straits at Earl's Court, a long time ago, when they played a lot of Brothers in Arms songs. It would have been so good in a pub, but in a big venue it was just ghastly. Awful.
 

Hacienda71

Mancunian in self imposed exile in leafy Cheshire
The Stone Roses Manchester Apollo circa 91/2 Not that great a gig and one of the guys with us was acting like a total pr*ck. Totally ruined the do for everyone else in our group. Shame because i do like a lot of their music.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
slowmotion said:
Dire Straits at Earl's Court, a long time ago, when they played a lot of Brothers in Arms songs. It would have been so good in a pub, but in a big venue it was just ghastly. Awful.
1983, Sheffield City Hall. Dire Straits. So pissed he forgot the lyrics to Sultans of Swing FFS.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
GregCollins said:
The bikers, mistakenly in my view, saw off Steel Pulse on the Friday in 1983 with bottles of piss. I guess it was still the late seventies in '83 given that the sixties clearly finished late.
That'll be it then. Sorry, the few years either side of 1980 dissolve into a haze of euphoric false memories and patchouli oil on leather.......;)
 
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