They're stripping off in That London

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FishFright

More wheels than sense
I think having my bare legs on tube seats is worse.

You ? On public transport, are things not as rosy as it seems down in that there London for our Apple correspondent ? What ever happen to the limo's and police escorts ?
 

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
You ? On public transport, are things not as rosy as it seems down in that there London for our Apple correspondent ? What ever happen to the limo's and police escorts ?
It's his New Year's Resolution.

As he does not understand a great deal of what is being talked about on here, due to it being outside of the realms of his life experience, he is determined to conduct some research into the mores of the common citizen.

To this end, he has employed a doppelganger to conduct his everyday duties while he "slums it".

Very clever in theory, but then he gives himself away by rolling out a mat and wiping his feet before boarding the carriage.
 
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Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Yeah, those pants would tend to draw ones eyes away from the face.
It would be the same if the pants were plain white.

You know those scare stories about loose pythons in the New York sewers? @Markymark makes it real, on London's Underground.

(...or is it the doppelganger again..?)
 

twentysix by twentyfive

Clinging on tightly
Markymark's undercrackers. Versace £150 a pair

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For £150 I hope they come with a pre-installed skid mark :ohmy:
 
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