Things that don't belong in a Garden

[oldwheels]

Do you fancy a few days holiday in sunny Nottingham and all the ground elder you can eat?

Got plenty of my own as well as Jerusalem Artichokes which are getting out of hand.

 

[FishFright]

There was a rusting very old Ford Zephyr (1970 H reg' I think) in the front garden of a local council house for years. In fact it might still be there. Not only was it rusting, it was also covered in moss and mold and even had trees growing out of it. It'd also sank half a wheel into the turf, it'd been there that long. What happened to the now a housing association's tenancy agreement about keeping your home up to acceptable standards I wonder?

It could be on Cars & Classics - Needs light restoration , ran when parked.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Television crews

 

[cyberknight]

I don't mind the thwack of leather on willow coming from my neighbour's wireless radiogramme , or the ping of felt on gatgut. What ruins it is the asynchronous DAB broadcast of lagging echos. Can we PLEASE listen to analogue radio in our gardens!!!!!

dont get me wrong of course they are allowed to watch tv in their garden and what they like i just dont like the fact that they must be stone deaf or dont give a fig about anyone else

 

[matticus]

Television crews

Crime scene tape.

 

[Randomnerd]

...said the bloke with a potted palm on his plastic lawn

Think you’ve got the wrong parishioner, old fruit.

No lawn here. Certainly no plastic lawn.

Nor potted palm.

Maybe you’re being ironic….

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Crime scene tape.

Chalk outline

 

[Randomnerd]

Think you’ve got the wrong parishioner, old fruit.

No lawn here. Certainly no plastic lawn.

Nor potted palm.

Maybe you’re being ironic….

Is a hug an apology?

 

[keithmac]

It's amazing how many people weren't children themselves, must have been born adults.. or cloned.

 

[jowwy]

I have a tv in my garden………..

 

[MontyVeda]

is it a beer garden?

 

[matticus]

I have a tv in my garden………..

I'm so sorry

 

[jowwy]

is it a beer garden?

Having not drunk for 15ish years……no. Its just my own garden

 

[MontyVeda]

Having not drunk for 15ish years……no. Its just my own garden

well it's just wrong then innit

 

[jowwy]

well it's just wrong then innit

Why is it???