AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Thanks to @rich p for the cracking thread title.
- Listen to The Beatles
- Watch Eastenders or any other soap opera
- Yell "two's" at me when playing 5-a-side, only to fail to return the ball despite my clearly brilliant run
- Bring their spawn into the office expecting colleagues to fawn over them
- Play chess
- Post cryptic messages on social media, then when questioned say "I'll tell you when I see you"
- List off foods they can't believe I don't "miss" when I tell them I'm vegan
- Support Ayr United
- Claim that Shawshank Redemption is the greatest film of all time
- Eat crisps for breakfast on public transport, cheese and onion are particularly offensive