Things you'd like to say, but can't

[raleighnut]

Core 16 oz. Mason Jar / Drinking Jar with Handle

Just the thing for 'Moonshine'

 

[Tin Pot]

Just the thing for 'Moonshine'

Or 'essential bodily fluids'.

 

[subaqua]

What the fark is this?

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poncy.

steal it.

 

[Tin Pot]

If one of your sons bullies my son again I will find you, I will kill you. It might be tomorrow, it might be in six months, but you will die. I just want you to know who is going to do it, and why. So you can go home to your wives and children and apologise to them for what is going to happen.


(Partly ripped from 22 Bullets)

Part 2:

No it isn't "a lot of boys behaving badly", it isn't "six of one and half a dozen of the other", it's that little shoot, and if he touches my son again I'll snap his finger off and shove it up your ass.

 

[classic33]

Or 'essential bodily fluids'.

Inwards?

 

[Tim Hall]

Core 16 oz. Mason Jar / Drinking Jar with Handle

This post may contains traces of frantic googling.

 

[simon.r]

What on earth were you thinking when you decided to call your child Messi?

For context, I'm in a bar in Mallorca.

 

[TVC]

What on earth were you thinking when you decided to call your child Messi?

For context, I'm in a bar in Mallorca.

We have a workmate who called her son Conan. I do think that the clerk at the regestry office should have the right to tell parents "No, go and think about it again".

 

[ColinJ]

We have a workmate who called her son Conan. I do think that the clerk at the regestry office should have the right to tell parents "No, go and think about it again".

I don't think that I would risk telling Mr. and Mrs. Barbarian what to do!

 

[Tin Pot]

I don't think that I would risk telling Mr. and Mrs. Barbarian what to do!

Or Mr and Mrs Doyle for that matter.

 

[Lullabelle]

I don't think that I would risk telling Mr. and Mrs. Barbarian what to do!

Apparently he was named after Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. We have met her partner don't believe that for 1 minute.

 

[Lullabelle]

Or Mr and Mrs Doyle for that matter.

Don't think either parent has read a book especially not something like that.

 

[TVC]

Or Mr and Mrs Doyle for that matter.

If you are smart enough to be reading Arthur Conan Doyle you are also smart enough to realise the Barbarian link. On the other hand, my neighbours were big fans of the 1920s Swiss childrens classic book "Adolf the friendly caterpillar".

 

[TVC]

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Go on, go on, go on.....

 

[Tin Pot]

Don't think either parent has read a book especially not something like that.

Okay...Mr and Mrs O'Brian?