Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Nigel-YZ1]

Trust me, being called Nigel ain't as rosy as you'd think. There's that 70s song for a start - 'We're only making plans for...'

 

[NorthernDave]

Trust me, being called Nigel ain't as rosy as you'd think. There's that 70s song for a start - 'We're only making plans for...'

It could be worse - you could be called Gordon...

 

[ColinJ]

It could be worse - you could be called Gordon...

We used to sing the Jilted John song to our Gordon when it came on the radio in our factory ... He was NOT amused!

 

[ianrauk]

We used to sing the Jilted John song to our Gordon when it came on the radio in our factory ... He was NOT amused!

Ha, we used to do the same thing with a Gordon we worked with.

 

[jongooligan]

Is Vic there?

 

[raleighnut]

Is Vic there?

View: https://youtu.be/CRnQ65J02XA

 

[NorthernDave]

Why on earth would you and your friend decide to stop for a chat two steps after getting off a busy escalator in the station, and then get the hump when the dozens of people being mechanically funnelled towards with nowhere else to go start shouting at you to move?

 

[jongooligan]

^^^^^^

Brilliant @raleighnut

 

[Lullabelle]

Of course he agreed with you, he has been married to that dragon long enough to know he has to agree just to keep the peace.

 

[TVC]

It just looks like you are exercising editorial control now.

 

[Vantage]

So, according to you, the reason you can't come and spend time with your kids is because our dog bumped your wrist last week and now it's sore?
I call bs.

 

[Vantage]

You're not supposed to eat the stopper that keeps the water in on the garden table umbrella weight.
Stupid mutt!

 

[classic33]

You're not supposed to eat the stopper that keeps the water in on the garden table umbrella weight.
Stupid mutt!

Use the "stupid mutt" until the stopper reappears.

 

[Vantage]

Oh it's reappeared. It's just mangled to death.

 

[Andy in Germany]

How about you stop shouting at me and listen for thirty seconds? you'll find there's a very good reason I'm doing it this way.