Trivial things that make you annoyed beyond expectations?

[threebikesmcginty]

Ads at the start of You Tube clips. Generally only 30 seconds but seem to go on for ages!

It says you can 'skip this ad in 5 seconds' - it's like an eternity waiting for those few seconds to tick away.

Waiting behind someone at the ticket machine in a car park - Christ! how long do you need? Press the ****ing button, take a ****ing ticket and **** off.

 

[compo]

People who keep moaning.

 

[Hotblack Desiato]

People who keep moaning.

People who moan about people who keep moaning.

 

[Martyn H]

Cats that are always the wrong side of the door

 

[MarkF]

She doesn't rinse out the glasses with hot water when washing up, they dry c-l-o-u-d-y.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

People who moan about people who keep moaning.

Moaners who moan about people moaning about people moaning.

 

[Arch]

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2) Sales people calling up and starting off with "Hello and how are you today?"

This one. I adopt my iciest Duchess tone, and say "Who is this please?", let them say enough to establish what they are selling, then say "I'm not interested thankyou" and bang the phone down. I know banging the phone down doesn't affect their end of the cut off, but it helps my anger management.

The recorded ones are worse, you can't even shout at them. Well, you can, but they aren't listening.

 

[PaulB]

Slow drivers in the fast lane.

People who use the term 'fast lane'. The term itself is a contributory factor to the numbers of deaths on the roads of Britain. And that's not a trivial thing, btw.

 

[vernon]

Slow drivers in the fast lane.

Fast drivers in the slow lane.

 

[MarkF]

Posts that begin with "Hey guys".

 

[NormanD]

People who clean up after their dog then discard the poo bag anywhere except the bin

 

[byegad]

Intolerance

Death to the intolerant!

 

[Deleted member 23692]

This gesture...

 

[User482]

Misuse of reflexive pronouns. Beloved of salespeople, who insist on using "myself" instead of "me". It doesn't make you sound clever...

 

[byegad]

'Rate of speed', boils my piss. Also 'gotten'. I admit gotten was in old English but it's coming back from across the Atlantic and it gets to me every time!